I Don’t Want To Be A Cowboy Anymore

Well I don’t want to be a cowboy anymore
I am pretty tired of all my saddle sores
My horse he doesn’t like me much no more
‘Cause I got a bit obese – or maybe more

I’ve decided now no home out on the range
The last time out my dog he got the mange
I gave the vet big cash and got no change
So I don’t want to be a cowboy anymore

Now you could say
How can I give it up
Not puttin’ both my boots
In those big stirrups

Well my days of roping steer
are gone
The last one kicked me in the
-arm

So I don’t want to be a cowboy anymore
No more Yippee – Ay- I- O for me no more
My dog my pipe and me are on the couch
‘cause I don’t want to be a cowboy anymore